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Map Information

NameFHI-ReductoAdAbsurdumBeta05_01

Game Type Fraghouse Invasion

TitleFHI-ReductoAdAbsurdum

AuthorIronMonkey

Player CountUnknown

AI/Bot SupportYes

Release (est)May 2007

DescriptionWhen the moon is low in the East, so will the many hordes come.

And they will be led by their Queen.

And she will lead the Assassins and the Brutes.

And the Titans will shake the Earth.

And the Guardians will strike at the Teddy Bear Empire.

There on that darkling plain will the Mercenaries follow, seeking gain from chaos.

And in his desert fastness, Emperor Horatio Bear will wait.

Alone, save Tom Bear and a few good bears...

For so it is written, for so it is written.

And yet, and yet, this story shall the good bear teach his son;

And Bear Day shall ne'er go by, from this day to the ending of the world, but we in it shall be remembered.

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; for he today that sheds his blood shall be called brother;

Be he ne'er so vile, This day shall gentle his condition;

And gentlebears in Bearland now-a-bed,

Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,

And hold their bearhoods cheap whiles any speaks,

That fought on this Bear Day.

Themes